Big Ass Lump Of Coal Activated Charcoal Soap

Legend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.

a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper. It's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. 

• At 10 oz., this soap is 3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal 
• A rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty (same as our Accomplishment Bar)
• This is a "super cute" gift for guys. 
• May encourage mischief and/or general tomfoolery
• Made with activated charcoal for a deeper, and more trend-forward, clean
• Made in the USA